Jeffle Report post Posted March 22, 2013 So I just returned to play scape and this is what I achieved with my first 24 hours of no lifing. Gonna focus on lvling my def and overall cmb and then make myself some cash monies. Donations are more than welcomed =] P.S. Add me on RS! I need frands =[ RSN: Jeffle Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
Sfp4 Report post Posted March 22, 2013 get em lad Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
Izacboy123 Report post Posted March 22, 2013 A solid shit only goes so far. This sort of act requires the handwork of an artist, not a prankster. First off, my diet would be completely liquid for the month beforehand – things that would hurt me physically, perhaps make me sick. Catfood/dogfood puree. My aim would be to contract c-diff, or some sort of intestinal bacteria. I am here to change lives, and thus I must change my own.I have a strong rectum, so I will hold my diarrhea in as I go throughout the silent house, gently swabbing my ass with paintbrush and leaving a very, very light swab of feces in only the most inconspicuous of spots. Beneath dresser drawers. The inside of lamps. Inside the battery slot for television/game remotes. The underside of CD drives. A little bit on every corner of very window sill. I will leave my stink in the places we most often overlook. Behind the handle of the fridge. The hinges of every bedroom door. The plastic back parts of every tooth brush head. Under every lid of every jar. And only until my withered, diseased little assh*le has squeezed its last fecal drops through its chaffed and puckered darkness will I leave.The house will be covered in nearly unseen and well smelled specter of myself. I will leave my poop not as a monster, but a ghost Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
Dwiza Report post Posted March 22, 2013 not bad :datass: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
Aceman Report post Posted March 22, 2013 sad nerd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
Jeffle Report post Posted March 22, 2013 A solid shit only goes so far. This sort of act requires the handwork of an artist, not a prankster. First off, my diet would be completely liquid for the month beforehand – things that would hurt me physically, perhaps make me sick. Catfood/dogfood puree. My aim would be to contract c-diff, or some sort of intestinal bacteria. I am here to change lives, and thus I must change my own. I have a strong rectum, so I will hold my diarrhea in as I go throughout the silent house, gently swabbing my ass with paintbrush and leaving a very, very light swab of feces in only the most inconspicuous of spots. Beneath dresser drawers. The inside of lamps. Inside the battery slot for television/game remotes. The underside of CD drives. A little bit on every corner of very window sill. I will leave my stink in the places we most often overlook. Behind the handle of the fridge. The hinges of every bedroom door. The plastic back parts of every tooth brush head. Under every lid of every jar. And only until my withered, diseased little assh*le has squeezed its last fecal drops through its chaffed and puckered darkness will I leave. The house will be covered in nearly unseen and well smelled specter of myself. I will leave my poop not as a monster, but a ghost i dont get it, but thnx =] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
D A B O M B Report post Posted March 22, 2013 gl dude keep pushin Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
Sm0ke Report post Posted March 22, 2013 Nice lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
Beanie Report post Posted March 22, 2013 nice one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
Guest Evan Report post Posted March 23, 2013 doesnt it suck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
Sfp4 Report post Posted March 23, 2013 I gave you like 20k too, hope it helps lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
Guest Evan Report post Posted March 23, 2013 doing well so far m8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0