too Report post Posted August 18, 2013 Or poke me on ph ts or cd ts just poke me like 10x Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
Mikko Report post Posted August 19, 2013 (edited) This idea could spread. It might even inspire young men to make more realistic marriage proposals: “Honey, let's get married. I realize I'm asking you to to take a chance on a proven loser – I don't have any money or stuff like that – but maybe – hear me out – maybe we could find a cheap, unclean apartment in a dangerous neighborhood and have more kids than we can afford. If we're lucky, maybe a few of them won't be born sickly and disfigured, in spite of our genetic histories. Meanwhile, I could find a dehumanizing, low-paying, dead-end job with no benefits, while you stay home watching TV and gaining weight. And if things get bad – like if I get paralyzed, and you get raped by Mexican sailors and lose your mind and start crying all the time – we can always move in with my parents. They love kids, and their incest counseling is almost complete. And I've noticed Dad's 'episodes' are starting to result in far less property damage than before. What do you say, honey? You want to give it a shot? Maybe our second set of HIV tests will turn up negative.” Edited August 19, 2013 by Mikko Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
Gountor5 Report post Posted August 20, 2013 This idea could spread. It might even inspire young men to make more realistic marriage proposals: “Honey, let's get married. I realize I'm asking you to to take a chance on a proven loser – I don't have any money or stuff like that – but maybe – hear me out – maybe we could find a cheap, unclean apartment in a dangerous neighborhood and have more kids than we can afford. If we're lucky, maybe a few of them won't be born sickly and disfigured, in spite of our genetic histories. Meanwhile, I could find a dehumanizing, low-paying, dead-end job with no benefits, while you stay home watching TV and gaining weight. And if things get bad – like if I get paralyzed, and you get raped by Mexican sailors and lose your mind and start crying all the time – we can always move in with my parents. They love kids, and their incest counseling is almost complete. And I've noticed Dad's 'episodes' are starting to result in far less property damage than before. What do you say, honey? You want to give it a shot? Maybe our second set of HIV tests will turn up negative.” lmfao Share this post Link to post Share on other sites 0
