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On October 1, RoT Remembers

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Ales

You've always been shit Vr

 

 

Peace little fucking faggots lmfao

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Djw

A moment of silence for dead and dying clans plz

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Titan`

Oh deary me

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Ludadogg0

Wonder how vr will take this.

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Ecko

club going up,, on a tueday

 

Nobody flipping packs now!

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brett

As a young boy growing up in rural England, I was part of a gang that ran the school playground. We had a monopoly on the selling and distribution of confectionery. My friend Tim was the leader, I was his lieutenant. All was swell until a Norwegian kid called Ludvik joined the school. This mother****er was huge, built like a tank, and he had the most luscious blonde hair. He didn't want us to profit from our operation, and wished for the confectionery to be equally distributed amongst the whole year.
Tim and I met in the school bogs, and while grazing on a bag of sherbert lemons - decided that we would not let this tyrant ruin what we had built. In my haze of sugar-fuelled delirium, I ran outside and tried to stab Ludvik in the neck with a compass. With a swing of his arm, I was out cold. In the end, I was suspended for three days and made to apologise.
A couple of weeks later, as we all stood and began to file out of a group assembly on puberty, someone noted that Ludvik had sprouted a particularly girthy boner in his shorts, and like a rash - soon a chant of Ludvik has a boner! Ludvik has a boner!" spread through the hall. Ludvik rarely ventured out into the playground after that, and spent most of his lunch breaks pootling around in the library. He ended up leaving the school the next year as his parents moved back to Norway.
Even though Ludvik was no longer around - with the passage of time - our previous customers had found other sources for their sugary fixes. There was no way we could rebuild what we once had. If it weren't for Ludvik, I really think I could have been my generation's Willy Wonka.
P.S. The assembly on puberty essentially consisted of screening a rad old video from the 80s in which a man and woman walked around their house completely naked - sporting the most sublime pubic topiaries - while the narrator said things like "These are breasts. This is a penis." Like Ludvik, I also got a boner (upon seeing the lady's massive jubblies), but I had the foresight to adeptly maneuver it into my waistband.

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Jacob7767

Need to post another update... Not much has changed however lol.

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