Happy 4 months

[Jack]

Nope; this isn't referring to a relationship or an undefeated streak, quite the opposite infact. Today marks the milestone of the 4 months anniversary since Divine Forces last won a fight in the Wilderness (let me remind you they only won because we decided to crash VR).

 

That's right; it's been a third of a year since Divine Forces won in the Wilderness. Tuesday 19^th May, 2015.

 

So what has what Divine Forces done since then?

 

Sunday 24th May: week prep -v- DI ended within 2 hours (logged)

Friday 29th May: crashes RoT -v- AF but doesn't stop AF losing (logged)

Sunday 31st May: prepped to fight VR but mass sniped us and logged out

Sunday 7th June: alliance didn't set up a F2P fight & later attempted to crash RoT -v- AF but stopped once AF reappeared on the wrong side of the fence..

Monday 8th June: lost to Downfall in CWA: http://forums.zybez.net/topic/1693272-downfall-defeats-divine-forces-rumble-in-the-jungle/

Thursday 11th June: loss to 2 new CWA teams merged together...in CWA

Saturday 13th June: anticrashed for their masters VR with 90 opts

Sunday 14th June: anticrashed DI -v- VR but couldn't stop DI logging

Tuesday 16th June: anticrashed VR -v- Vitality but got cleared..

Wednesday 17th June: ended during fight -v- DI

~ 1 month since last win ~

Sunday 21st June: alliance didn't set up a F2P fight lol but tried to crash RoT -v- EoS after EoS was cleared..

Tuesday 23rd June: deathmarched around the Wilderness during their 'fight' with EoS

Thursday 25th June: lost to DI in Wilderness fight

Sunday 28th June: cancelled their fight with DI to 2v1 RoT and lost within 2 hours

Monday 30th June: tried fighting in GMT and got destroyed

Sunday 5th July: alliance didn't set up a F2P fight lol but failed to end RoT -v- AF with DI, VR, Brut & Jaja's help

Sunday 12th July: ended 1v2 with DI

Tuesday 14th July: kicked their longest-serving member for wanting to retire causing controversy

Sunday 19th July: ended 1v3 with DI & VR in under 3 hours

~ 2 months since last win~

Tuesday 21st July: tried to crash RoT -v- EoS but got fucked by 15 snipers

Wednesday 22nd July: anticrashed EoS -v- Vitality, ended 1v3 with DI & VR in 5 hours

Thursday 23rd July: humiliated by DI in CWA: http://forums.zybez.net/topic/1702440-3-0-damage-incorporated-v-divine-forces/

Sunday 26th July: didn't PK lol

Wednesday 29th July: rearranged CWA fight with VR to Wilderness and got destroyed 1v3

Sunday 2nd August: planned to anti-crash DI -v- VR but ended up getting fucked 1v3

Tuesday 4th August: destroyed 1v4 with EoS, DI & VR - desperately PM'd mid-sized clans to stop aiding us

Sunday 9th August: ended in 4v1 11 hour fight with EoS, VR & DI on VR's birthday

Sunday 16th August: attempted to crash in P2P but didn't show up in F2P (after taking the entire week off)

Tuesday 18th August: crashed our P2P fight with the alliance and lost & lost to Vitality in CWA: http://forums.zybez.net/topic/1713117-vitality-vs-divine-forces-2-1/

Wednesday 19th August: ended before the cap ended in their prepped fight

~ 3 months since last win ~

Sunday 23rd August: prepped to have a max of 10 mins of action during their hour cap with DI (they lost btw)

Sunday 30th August: prepped to anti-crash us and 'rape' us - ended before VR & DI's cap ended

Wednesday 2nd September: lost to Ronin in CWA: http://forums.zybez.net/topic/1716863-ronin-vs-divine-forces-2-1/

Thursday 3rd September: fought VR on a prep and lost (and in the process sacrificed DI)

Sunday 6th September: didn't PK lol

Thursday 10th September: crashed RoT -v- DI (P2P) but couldn't stop DI getting ended after 30 minutes & outpulled/outperformed by Ronin in CWA: http://forums.zybez.net/topic/1717472-ronin-vs-divine-forces-3-0/

Saturday 12th September: a few courageous DF members witnessed AF get fucked so hard all their leaders quit..

Sunday 13th September: logged out whilst being mass sniped just short of 2 hours of action

~ 4 months since last win ~

 

TL;DR - They've had more anti-crashing trips and P2P crashing trips than F2P wilderness fights in these 4 months. They've had consecutive losses in CWA to every clan including mid-sized clans who now outpull them with and without prep.

 

37+ losses in 120 days (I actually got bored looking for the CWA losses seeing as clans didn't post out of pity lol). In the process; boring anti-crashing trips their members complain about, P2P crashing trips which only 20 members maximum bother attending, a complete drop in quality, a complete drop in commitment/activity from the leadership (particularly warlords), a drop in pulls whilst every other clan's pulls (except EoS, heh) increased during summer, and the end result? A complete waste of time trying to help clans who have hacked, DDoSed and crashed them for years.

 

You've literally killed your clan for VR, what an embarrassment. Looking forward to making it 5, 6 and then 7+ months. If you make it that far :gwas:

Edited September 19, 2015 by JcJack

[Wesleyyyyy]

DF is dead

[pedro]

lmfao df is dead

[Andy]

Jesus we own lol

[@b289]

ROFL

[Fasty]

Bad clan

[Melma]

i thought they were unbreakable?

[Andrew]

Happy anniversary

[Zlat]

i thought they stopped posting their events on RSC cause they were boycotting

turns out they werent getting any wins

 

 

lmfao

[O A]

LMFAO happy 4 month anniversary

Edited September 19, 2015 by O A

[@Rob]

Jesus Christ, just throw in the towel DF.

[Danne]

lol faggots im gonna kill you until you die yahurd?

[Burnt]

oww my df2

[derek]

mfw when df killed their clan again for making the same mistake twice

[The Zane]

terrible