ITT: AF trying to remain relevant

[Harry]

What the fuck dude? So the 30 man rag team, 1 item extraordinaires known as Ancient Fury are trying to stay relevant by starting beef with DI again. Same shit different year. For people who 'no longer care' about RuneScape they sure do write rather long topics on other clans. Try going in to the wilderness every now and then...

To Damage Inc members reading this, even if you skip the wall of text please read the special segment dedicated towards you at the bottom.

I know this is long but trust me, it's worth it.

Before we get started I'd just like to say, we will not be leaking any personal or real life information so if you came for that you might as well stop reading here.

Generally we don't really care about clan world drama or leaks or anything (We're basically the only people without a clan discussion forum) but we feel the clan world needs to know about DI and our adventures with them. First off a thank you to the fictional but nonetheless important hero that is, Joeylatte. He was a quiet soul who kept himself to himself but tried his little heart out every event for DI.

At the moment Violent Resolution have coined the phrase DI = Dumb Idiots, which not quite an oxymoron is nearly at the level of one. I however have come up with a much more accurate one, Delusional Incompetence. DI have managed to convince themselves (both the officials and the leaders) that they are both 1) Important and 2) Actually good. Now, some people might argue Point number One but really outside of CWA they barely make an appearance in the clan world. Point number Two however, is not up for debate. Over my time in the clan scene i have seen some terrible clans in terms of quality (Infliction, Sovereign, 420 Pkers, Corruption Etc) but DI are on another level. In our time in DI i genuinely can not think of a performance in either Wildy, Clan Wars, P2P or F2P from DI that i would have accepted in AF. Every Clan wars event ends in defeat for DI, every F2P Wildy fight ends with DI ending with the least people after being on the back foot the entire time... Don't even get me started on their 'fights' in P2P.

There are a variety of factors as to why they are so bad at what is, lets be honest a relatively simple game. First are the callers. Joko189, Lavinge, Silver1 and Danb, out of all the top clans (And even mid sized) this is by far, by far the worst calling line up. Some of them can rarely, very rarely call semi-decent in CWA but that's it. Their main problem isn't even the quality of the calling, it's the enjoyment they bring to Teamspeak. Or really, the lack of enjoyment. Some callers may not be good but they are funny and enjoyable to listen to, DI's callers are a chore to listen to for a 20 minute CWA fight let alone 5 hours in the wilderness.

Di's next problem are the members. Don't get me wrong they have some quality members (You know who you are and you can always leave DI and actually win some fights) but by and large most of them are useless. DI on average do something ridiculous like 6 F2P CWA fights a week and 80-90% of their members are still terrible tanks, can't bind correctly, don't switch styles or even in 2K16 just have terrible Runescape Stats. Leaving CWA aside their members really don't care about DO as proven by the 5 hour fight where they dropped over 50 people and ended with less than Fools who are GMT+2, how is that even possible for a very Eastern based clan?

You might think the problems above are fine for some people, maybe winning or losing on Runescape isn't everything and maybe DI have a great community. Wrong. Every other clan/team on this game has if not an active teamspeak, atleast some people who talk on teamspeak. Somehow DI have managed to be the exception that proves the rule. Whenever we would look on their teamspeak, no one would be talking. Ever. If DI have say 40 on teamspeak, 37 will be muted. During our time in Di the only time when they had a semi-active Teamspeak community was when they had 20-30 EoS join and use DI's Teamspeak as their own (Who either hated DI and spied for RoT or didn't care about DI and were literally there to cause beef). The only semblance of a community they have is the same 8-10 people who talked on IRC about runecape and runecrafting (As the logs will testify to).

Now it's time to talk about their romance with RoT. When our brave soldier first joined DI, DI and Rot weren't on the same pally terms they are now. At the start of our adventure into DI they weren't entirely petrified of accepting fights with us. This however posed a problem, every fight DI would get destroyed by AF and they ran the risk of getting beaten by DF/VR in F2P. Slowly but surely they began to weasel themselves up to RoT until they could be protected. DI would first start to try and fuck us over by arranging fights promising to team to clear and do no such thing when RoT would rush, thinking we wouldn't notice. DI chose protection over actually having clean Runescape fights in fear of losing (Which they should be used to by now). Not only did DI ally with Rot they basically became their informant and their puppy, whenever we would hit DI they would be pming RoT on Swiftirc (Lavinge would be heard constantly telling brian he was busy and to pm him (him being Erik) whenever AF rushed DI in the wilderness. This friendship with RoT even went so far Lavinge would leave DI events to go to RoT's and even changed his Runescape name to Rot lavinge.

Just a by the by, RoT do not care about you DI. They will not save you from us and they will inevitably snake you again and it will be hilarious.

Message to the remaining DI members:

Some of you have been wondering why anyone would leave DI especially for a 'dead' team (You pulled 82 people to your last week prep vs RoT in the P2P full out, we pulled 30 more to ours.). First of all DI is nothing special, you've all been lured into this weird bubble that DI somehow has managed to create and maintain that nothing can be better outside of DI. Have none of you noticed that NO ONE who has left DI for either AF/VR/DF/RoT/BRUT has returned? There must be a reason, in fact there are dozens. If you want to join an active team who actually has a community, wins fights, has good performances and actually has fun Message JoeyLatte, Hawkeyorigin, Thomas or Xpoza on SwiftIrc, because you sure won't get any of those things in DI.

Well now you've read all of that enjoy 5 months worth of Damage Inc IRC brought to you by Ancient Fury, the killers of Damage Incorporated, keep posted for Teamspeak leaks.

[karma]

Honestly, seems as if AF are just frustrated another clan is not there to back them when we are slaughtering them.

Edited January 21, 2016 by Karmaa

[Jagerblue]

i read

 

[Fasty]

[Dark]

[99str0wn3r]

urrgghh

[claudia]

truly interesting

[Jarl]

l0l

Hue

[erik]

whoever wrote this sounds like a virgin

[@Matt]

6 months of Private IRC? You really showed them...

[@Matt]

Btw if anyone slumped Di it was us lol

 

What have you actually done to Di? you were in a year-long alliance with them until 2 weeks ago.

[iPod licker]

tl;dr and what virgin writes this much about rs

[Jack]

This is coming from the team that was allied with DI and would call on them for help to fight the almighty Reign of Terror for an entire calendar year.

 

Seriously only a retard would leave DI to join a team that can only PK at 6PM GMT (if you can call it PK'ing) despite having 2 teams (Brutality, Frozen Fury) and 2 clans (Violent Resolution, Divine Forces) on standby for help. This entire post and their leaks are nearly as embarrassing as their Jagex Cup performances or the fact they're trying so hard to be like us.

Edited January 21, 2016 by JcJack

[cookson]

rot wanabes

Edited January 21, 2016 by cookson

[Otter]

was actually stupid