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British Convict Island W| Kangaroo John

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1 hour ago, OTY said:

Kangaroo John was the despotic leader of Convict Island, a small island nation that had burned down in a catastrophic fire while being overrun by emus. The Bogan and his followers had shown poor leadership skills throughout his reign. They had even led his people into a disastrous war with a African tribe, which resulted in his complete defeat. As his rule crumbled and his Bogans abandoned him, Kangaroo John retreated into the forest with his sub-20 aboriginals...


After Kangaroo John's defeat, his sub-20 aboriginals fled into the forest, seeking refuge from the victorious African tribe. However, their new life in the jungle was far from ideal. They had little food, and the water was often dirty and contaminated. Disease and starvation were constant threats, and they struggled to survive in the harsh wilderness. The once-proud citizens of Convict Island were reduced to living in squalor, with no hope for a better future. The jungle had become their prison, and they were trapped in a morbid existence of desperation and suffering. What was left of the country was left in ruins, with the remaining Bogans of the country to be living in poverty and oppression due to his failed leadership. 


Despite his claims of victory, Kangaroo John lost the war to the Africans who had killed him with spears, overthrowing his empire with spies and subterfuge. The Crotch Sniffers, a nearby British colony, watched from afar, having no balls themselves to intervene and help Kangaroo John.

 

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