Is Jagex fucking retarded?

[Villiska]

In their latest Developer's Blog...

 

 

Possible future content

In a devblog in March, we talked about the archive of updates that were half-written in August 2007, such as Path of Glouphrie, Land of the Goblins and the ZMI Altar. At the time, we explained that we wouldn’t even be able to consider offering those updates on a poll without having the required compilers to integrate them into OldSchool RuneScape. That’s still the case, and it’s not likely to change in the coming weeks. So, this month, we’d like to talk about the kind of new content we could write using the tools and compilers that are already available to us; we’d love for you to come up with your own designs.

Any new content would still have to be approved via a poll, so that it would only get into the game if a vast majority of the community supported it.

• We can add very simple bits of interactive scenery or characters to existing areas.
• Although we can’t yet create new map areas, we can make “private” areas for the use of selected players, and copy existing terrain into them. For example, when you use the Fight Cave, we make a private area for you and copy the cave terrain into it. When you visit your POH, we make a private area for you and your friends, and copy house terrain into it.
• Although we can’t yet create new models, we can re-use existing models and sometimes change their colours, so we could create new items with different stats and behaviours. For example, all the scimitars from bronze to rune use the same model with its colour changed.
• Similarly, we can make new versions of monsters with different stats and drops.

To kickstart your ideas, here are some examples:

An aged guardian stands by a lever near the Yanille bank. When you talk to her, she lists the boss monsters of various quests that you have completed. You select which one you’d like to fight again. Once you’re ready, you pull the lever. You are teleported into a cave that looks exactly like the KBD lair, but instead of the KBD you meet the monster you wished to fight. It’s a private cave, so you’d have the monster all to yourself. If you win, you get rewarded with yellow tokens. The aged guardian exchanges these for degradable yellow armour that absorbs monster damage but not PVP damage.

A leprechaun stands by a magic door. If you pay him some money, he gives you a key to the door. You can set an ID number on the key. When you pass through the door, you are teleported to a private copy of the Kalphite Queen’s lair with a Kalphite Queen to fight. Other players may pass through the door to join you, but only if they know the ID number you set on your key.

If you’ve got any ideas that you think we could construct from existing assets like this, we’d love for you to post them.

 

Tl;Dr:

 

They're offering to implement a magical dungeon area that spawns quest bosses for you to kill to get yellow tokens. Those yellow tokens are then used to buy an armor for PVM zones that is similar to Nex.

 

Fucking kill yourself Jagex. If this passes voting I swear to God, lol.

[Ethan]

lmfao?

[Nick]

it clearly says its just a random idea

 

theyre asking for ideas to improve

[x0i]

They just need to leave the game alone for at least a year

[Desg]

yeah this is just a random idea they came up with they want better suggestions from us players

[Villiska]

it clearly says its just a random idea

 

theyre asking for ideas to improve

 

Any one that wants any sort of custom shit that never was actually released on RS should kill themselves. The entire idea is retarded and should stay on private servers only.

[Nick]

 

it clearly says its just a random idea

 

theyre asking for ideas to improve

 

Any one that wants any sort of custom shit that never was actually released on RS should kill themselves. The entire idea is retarded and should stay on private servers only.

 

ok but they need ideas

[Obey My Zerk]

They just need to leave the game alone for at least a year

this.

[Supercoke]

this game doesn't need updates

[Christy]

No no no no no no no.

[N Y Heart]

They just need to leave the game alone for at least a year

 

 

this game doesn't need updates

 

 

No no no no no no no.

[Darkwiza]

i thought the whole point of 07 was to keep it as it was exactly in 07 because thats what the players have been asking for for years..?

[Te_x_a_s]

nope nope nope leaves 07 alone

[Daniela]

WHY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

 

IF WE WANTED THIS SHIT WE WOULDN'T HAVE VOTED FOR >>>>>>>>>>>>>> 07 <<<<<<<<<<<<<<

[Flavour]

Fuck that.